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Es gibt 13 Zitate von 'Douglas Adams'.
Douglas AdamsAnyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas AdamsHe hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Douglas AdamsHuman beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adamshttp://bc.tech.coop/blog/071226.htmlI really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course - the computer industry didn't even foresee that the century was going to end.
Douglas AdamsIn the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas AdamsIt is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Douglas AdamsIt is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
Douglas AdamsLife... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Douglas AdamsNothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Douglas AdamsSpace is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas AdamsThe major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
Douglas Adamshttp://www.quotationspage.com/quote/720.htmlThe ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Douglas AdamsThere is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
