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Groucho Marx
Es gibt 10 Zitate von 'Groucho Marx'.
Groucho MarxA child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho MarxEither this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Groucho MarxFrom the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho MarxGo, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho MarxI don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
Groucho MarxI find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho MarxI never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho MarxMilitary intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho MarxMilitary justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho MarxPolitics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
