A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx Go, and never darken my towels again. Groucho Marx I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. Groucho Marx I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx